Can You Guess Which Service Has This Bizarre Notice In Their Staff Toilets?

One of our beautiful followers sent this image into us and, of course, they have asked that we keep their identity anonymous. Having spent some time in the military as well as in the emergency services, few things surprise me anymore – especially when it comes to my former colleagues and their bizarre ‘habits’. But I will admit that I

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Essex Police: “Mark Francois MP Is Not A Police Officer”

Politicians often like to accompany police officers out on a shift. And so they should! It enables them to get a tiny-weeny-minuscule insight into the world of policing. Although, you can guarantee that, during such ‘ride-alongs’ they won’t have to: spend 15 hours on a crime scene, sit down A&E for 10 hours with a violent prisoner or be the

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‘But I Am Broken, 12 Hours Isn’t Enough, To Fit In All The Existing Crimes I’ve Yet To Investigate’ | Anon

I wondered whether you could post this anonymously… After a hard shift trying to hold up the thin blue line, I was compelled to get my feelings down, and I think it speaks volumes… I take off my boots They’re scuffed and dull There used to be a time where they’d shine, and I’d wear them with pride. But now

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‘Whilst You Have Been Out At Work This Week, Doing The 9-5…’ | Medic Blog

This poem was sent into us by a follower: ‘Whilst you have been out at work this week,  Doing the 9-5, We’ve been working unsocial hours, Trying to keep people alive. We’ve helped Doris up off the floor, We’ve collared and boarded a chap who got hit by a car, We’ve been to jobs all over west Yorkshire,  No matter

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Police Dog ‘Astro’ Nabs Two Suspects On First Night

PD ‘Astro’ has started his crime-fighting career as he means to go on by capturing two suspects in one night. @LeicsPoliceARV tweeted: ‘Well done to new boy PD Astro who had his first two prisoners last night! ‘Following a burglary, Astro located one hiding in a cornfield and the other hidden deep within bushes by the canal! Great work! ‘Thanks

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Calling All Emergency Services Personnel (With A Sense Of Humour) – The BBC Wants YOU!

Earlier on today, a researcher from the BBC made contact with us and asked if we could help them find some ‘oppos’ with a decent sense of humour. ‘easy’ – we thought, as 99% of emergency services personnel end up inheriting a very ‘unique’ sense of humour. The only snag? You have to be in/near Glasgow! A spokesperson for BBC

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