Category Archives: Message From An Oppo

“You’re Not Paid To Pee, Do Your Job You’re Paid For” | Anon

If nurses are being treated like this (scroll down for the message that was sent to us), then there’s little wonder so many people are leaving the industry and so few people want to join! If, as a ‘supervisor’, then you have this sort of attitude you should do yourself and everyone else a favour and resign! Why do some

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‘Our NHS Is Fantastic, And I Don’t Think That It Is Said Often Enough’ | Anon

This message was sent into us via our Facebook page.  It has been written by a response team police officer and outlines what he/she has witnessed during several shifts which have seen the officer spending extended periods in a local A&E: I am a serving police officer, and in my role, I frequently find myself at Accident and Emergency and

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Can You Guess Which Service Has This Bizarre Notice In Their Staff Toilets?

One of our beautiful followers sent this image into us and, of course, they have asked that we keep their identity anonymous. Having spent some time in the military as well as in the emergency services, few things surprise me anymore – especially when it comes to my former colleagues and their bizarre ‘habits’. But I will admit that I

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‘Whilst You Have Been Out At Work This Week, Doing The 9-5…’ | Medic Blog

This poem was sent into us by a follower: ‘Whilst you have been out at work this week,  Doing the 9-5, We’ve been working unsocial hours, Trying to keep people alive. We’ve helped Doris up off the floor, We’ve collared and boarded a chap who got hit by a car, We’ve been to jobs all over west Yorkshire,  No matter

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Friends Would Often Ask Me, On Hearing Of A Police Officer’s Death; “Did You Know That Officer?”

This was shared earlier on today in one of our Facebook Groups: ‘Friends would often ask me, on hearing of a Police Officer’s death,” did you know that officer?” I would say….” What? You mean that officer who joined the Police Service because he wanted to help people, fight crime and make a difference to people’s lives. The officer who

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‘While At Work On The Big Yellow Taxi Of Convenience, We’ve All Heard The Following Patient Statements’

We found the following DM from an oppo in our inbox. He/she asked us to share his/her thoughts with you all so that you can share some wisdom/advice: ‘While at work on the big yellow taxi of convenience, we’ve all heard the following patient statements. But would the followings responses from crews be deemed acceptable? Or do I need to

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‘Needing Some Urgent Anonymous Advice’ | Anon Oppo

We like to think of ourselves as the anonymous conduit through which our followers, both oppos and civilian, can channel their day-to-day trials and tribulations. For example, we know already that our followers will give advice in a no-nonsense, non-politically correct way. And this is the sort of advice that brings the most amount of clarity to our followers who

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Threatening Violence During A 999 Call WON’T Make An Ambulance Respond Quicker

This small rant is in response to a tweet that we were CC’d in on via our twitter page (feel free to give us a follow @ES_Humour). In the tweet that was shared in the early hours of the morning, an oppo of the Emergency Medical Dispatcher variety said: ‘Threatening to sexually assault the girl next to you on a

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