‘The Look Of Disgust Upon Her Face’ | Dit Of The Day
‘During the morning family excursion for a walk and a scone at the waterwheel cafe in Selkirk.
‘Somebody had a dose of the “post-nightshift trots”.
‘No dramas there, utilised the disabled toilet which is tactically the furthest away from the guest area in this resonating, wooden shack of a cafe.
‘All was going well. I thought I was scot-free.
‘Until I opened the door… And witnessed the little old lady standing before me, inches away from the door, and the ever travelling cloud of Chernoble grade radioactive gas.
‘The look of disgust upon her.
‘I just hope she’s got her Sun Life plan set up because she’s not coming out of there alive…’
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